Evil Jim (evil_jim) wrote,
Evil Jim

Why god is an asshole

I brought home a slice of rich, German chocolate cake leftover from dinner at work the other night in my bento box. As I opened the box just a few minutes ago the thick layer of chocolate icing stuck to the underside of the lid. As soon as I saw the naked cake and realized where the rest was it fell on the floor. Jerk.

Plus, I have to work at six in the morning.

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