Evil Jim (evil_jim) wrote,
Evil Jim
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All hail the God of Post-Its!

I am now the proud owner of several thousand pads of Post-It!™ notes. Let me run that by you again... I am now ... the proud owner.... of .... several .... thousand.... pads of Post-It!™ notes. Everybody got that? I now have enough to last me the rest of my natural life. Therefore: All hail the God of Post-Its!™!! You want a piece of me? You think you can take me on? You wanna try to put me down? Huh??! Well too bad 'cause I got all the goddamn Post-It!™ notes, buddy! They're mine you hear me? Mine!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

I got so many you will look at them and say, "you got a lot of Post-It!™ notes. You know why? Because I got a lot of Post-It!™ notes.

Remember this guy?this guy He ain't got nuthin' on me. 'Cause I am the God of Post-It!™ notes!

So what does one do with scores of thousands of Post-It!™ notes?
Well, I won't need to buy curtains for that window anymore.

I could finally take care of the neighbor's yard light that is never turned off.

Lucky origami challenge!

Keep wallet from feeling too thin until payday.

Throw them at ugly children and foreigners.

Post-It!™ soup! (for company only. you think I'm gonna try it?)

Summon the Elder Ones (you don't wanna know. oh, you KNOW you don't wanna know)


Any more ideas? You got some? Huh??!! Well lemme know and maybe, just maybe, I'll let you have a pad.

- E V I L O U T -

Current Mood: I'm better than you, and I have more money Post-Its!™
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