I really wish I could provide you with an audio clip right now, but a transcript will have to do. Tonite I am playing Evil Dead: A Fistfull of Boomstick when the following conversation transpired:
Tricia: Ash! You saved us again! How can I ever thank you?
Ash: Hmmm, good question. You ever see a little movie called Deep Throat..?
Tricia: Ash, really!
Ash: What can I say? I'm a man. It's lonely being humanity's savior... again. And... again.
Hail to the king, baby.
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Current Mood: 
Heroic
Heroic