Heroic Tricia: Ash! You saved us again! How can I ever thank you?
Ash: Hmmm, good question. You ever see a little movie called Deep Throat..?
Tricia: Ash, really!
Ash: What can I say? I'm a man. It's lonely being humanity's savior... again. And... again.
And with the passing of Tuesday, Hydra, the third & last of my fish is gone. I now have a few hundred dollars worth of useless aquarium stuff…
I just finished changing the water & cleaning my aquarium. As in just now, within the past five minutes. -- Well, at least of the start of this…
I just got in from Lindsay's welcome back/birthday get together. Boy did she give me a look on my way out. I didn't want to be the first one to leave…
