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I've put this off for a little too long so tonight you'll just get the quick 'n' dirty version.

A couple weeks ago I received a notice from my employer that my 5-year anniversary is coming up in November. (Sad, innit?) This is the first actual landmark that the company observes for their lowly hires in the form of some sort of trinket and token dinner. Today I received a second notice urging me to hurry up and select a gift from their list of thirty so it can be "custom created" for me. None of the items are very appealing to me so I'm going to open it up to a vote for you, my loyal henchlings underlings subjects peoples.

Since this is only supposed to be viewable by me, there are a couple steps to get to the list. First, GO HERE. Click "Click to Continue." After Spitting on the image of our CEO click "Awards" along the top and that should take you to the "5 Year Award Selections" by default. That wasn't so hard, was it? Check it out, click photos for more description and check the box for the item(s) you think I should get. I don't know if it will let you select more than one but if not, feel free to support your choices in the comments section.

I mentioned a dinner, didn't I? It's Thursday, November 3rd at 6 o'clock. I get to leave work early and go to The Great Dane Pup in Fitchburg. I'm allowed to bring one guest so I'll probably invite one of you. The menu I'm allowed to choose from varies from sirloin to swordfish so, sorry girls, a couple of you won't be interested. I gotta RSVP by Monday so someone will get a call soon.

Anyway, Here's the poll. Share and enjoy...

Oops. It would seem that the Livejournal poll creator likes to rearrange things. I apologize if this makes it difficult to find the checkbox for your item.

Poll #590140 Cheap Crap From Work

Which Anniversary Gift Should Evil Jim Select? Part I

599 Durand Crystal Vase
1(16.7%)
615 Howard Miller Desk Clock
0(0.0%)
621 Benchmark Marble Letter Opener (for opening marble letters?)
0(0.0%)
646 Panasonic Clock Radio
0(0.0%)
667 Howard Miller Desk Clock.. with flashlight??
0(0.0%)
731 Brighton Silver Bracelet 7" 8"
0(0.0%)
762 Men's Relic Watch
0(0.0%)
783 Ansel Adams Trilogy Print (Can I put my own stuff in the frame?)
0(0.0%)
793 Brighton Silver Bracelet 7.5"
0(0.0%)
835 American Tourister Tote Bag (glorified shaving kit)
0(0.0%)
849 Swiss Army Knife (neat & simple)
3(50.0%)
859 Another ugly gold bracelet 7"
0(0.0%)
862 Women's Sterling Silver Ring
1(16.7%)
871 Nice Hampton Desk Clock
0(0.0%)
914 Man's Sterling Silver Ring
0(0.0%)

Which anniversary gift should Evil Jim select? Part II

106 RCA Stereo Headset Radio
0(0.0%)
126 Gold Filled (whatever that is) Necklace 18"
0(0.0%)
180 Durand Crystal Bowl ("ashtray")
0(0.0%)
211 KRUPS Coffee Maker
0(0.0%)
225 Skill Cordless Screwdriver
0(0.0%)
238 Other Gold Filled Necklace 18"
0(0.0%)
288 Really Crappy Desk Clock -- I should know, they sold these cheap a few years ago. Utter crap!
0(0.0%)
363 Woman's Diamond Ring... "Diamond?"
1(33.3%)
370 Brighton Necklace 20"
0(0.0%)
373 Gold Filled Bracelet 7"
0(0.0%)
401 Bear Knife
0(0.0%)
418 Howard Miller Desk Clock
0(0.0%)
480 Woman's Relic Watch
0(0.0%)
514 Acudart Dartboard (Maybe if I had a photo of Dan to tack up)
1(33.3%)
591 Colibri Watch & Tool Set (Colibri is a good brand)
0(0.0%)


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